16 September 2014

JOKE!!! I Know The Whole Truth


A rich man’s son who was classmate to Akpors told him that most adults are
 hiding at least one dark secret & that this makes it very easy to blackmail
them by saying,”I know the whole truth…”
So Akpors decided to go home & try it out…He got home & as he is greeted by his
mother he said,”Mama, I know the whole truth.”
 His mother quickly hands him N500 & said,”Just don't tell your father.”
 Quiet please, he waited for his father to get home from work & on
arrival his greeting to His father was”Papa, I know the whole truth”His
 father quickly took him aside & gave him N1000 saying”just don't tell your
 mother” wow! Amazed by this, he ran out to meet the gate man saying
 “I know the whole truth”the gate man quickly dropped d padlock
& embraced him really tight & said” thank God say u don know say
 na me be your Papa…..!!!

Akpors fainted..!!!

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