Who Got Insulted
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "that's the ugliest baby i have ever seen"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down fuming. To a man next to her she said, "The driver just insulted me!" The man replies "You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, will hold your monkey for you"
Yo Momma
Yo momma so far that i took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing...
Jimmy's Cat
The teacher asked Jimmy, "why is your cat at school today?" Jimmy replied crying, "because i heard daddy telling mummy, 'I'm going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today"
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